Burping the Tupperware:
The 8-Week Narrative Unearthing Sessions
Stop trying to write your legacy in an empty room. You cannot read the label from inside the jar.
The Container: 8 Weeks to Break the Seal
You know you are leaving something on the table. You have decades of lived endurance, massive career milestones, and hard-won wisdom, but the moment you sit down in front of a blank screen to write your keynote, your bio, or your personal mission statement, the engine stalls.
It feels clunky. It feels forced. You write what you think the market wants to hear, and you end up sounding like a sterile corporate AI.
Because we live so deeply inside our own stories, it is virtually impossible to identify the gold on our own. You don't need a blank Google Doc, and you don't need a generic public speaking coach handing you a canned template.
You need a strategic listening partner. You need a mirror.
Welcome to "Burping the Tupperware."
It is a quirky name for a profoundly powerful exercise. When you burp the Tupperware, you break the airtight seal. You let the trapped, stagnant air out so things can actually breathe.
This is an 8-week, one-on-one consulting framework designed strictly to unearth the totality of your life's story. It is not a media interview designed to push a specific corporate agenda. It is an environment where you are held, heard, and interrogated with deep curiosity to surface the timeless narrative beneath your company title.
The Format
Eight (8) consecutive weekly 60-minute recorded interview blocks. Conducted remotely via high-fidelity video, or in-person if you are local to Austin, Texas.
The Process
The Process: We follow the rabbit holes. We track the curiosity. We break through the rehearsed soundbites to reveal the deeper, underlying currents of your life and your authority.
The Deliverable
You receive a complete digital archive of your shared storytelling sessions, plus custom-crafted baseline narratives. These are the foundational architectural blueprints to build a world-class keynote, an executive bio, pitch topics for your next media appearance, or a book proposal (See Track A & Track B below.)
The Results
“Thank you for giving me back the voice I never knew I lost.”
Milestone Calibration: The Keynote vs. The Memoir Track
During our onboarding audit, we define your primary narrative objective. While the core unearthing process remains the same, your synthesis deliverable adapts to your target arena:
- Track A: The Stage & Category Authority. Best for founders preparing for a major funding round, enterprise launch, or keynote tour. Your deliverable is an architectural keynote blueprint, signature stage stories, executive bio, and an elevator pitch that commands a room.
- Track B: The Manuscript & Memoir Engine. Best for operators ready to document their legacy, publish a business memoir, or structure a non-fiction book proposal. Your deliverable includes a comprehensive book chapter framework, central thematic arcs, and complete, unabridged session transcripts formatted specifically to feed into modern AI drafting workflows or hand off to a developmental editor.
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| Piecemeal Vendor / Traditional Route | Standard Executive Rate | True Cost (Hidden Drag, Misalignment & Friction) |
|---|---|---|
| Executive Speech & Keynote Coach | $9,500 | Canned presentation drills; fails to unearth your actual life crucible |
| Brand Narrative & Positioning Consultant | $8,500 | Produces 60-page slide decks of sterile, corporate jargon you never use |
| Executive Ghostwriter / Bio Copywriter | $6,000 | Interviews you once, then guesses your cadence from an empty room |
| Digital Archival, Audio Prep & Transcription | $1,500 | Raw, uncurated audio files with zero editorial synthesis or extraction |
| Total Fragmented Investment: | $25,500 | 4–6 months wasted managing 4 disjointed vendors |
Pay in Full
Complete 8-Week Intensive
Instant $500 cash discount applied at checkout.
- 8 Recorded 1:1 Sessions: Weekly 60-minute deep dives with director Shelby Clemens
- Strategic Narrative Extraction: Listening past rehearsed corporate armor to unearth core life stories
- Milestone Synthesis Deliverable: Your choice of a Keynote Presentation Blueprint OR a complete Memoir / Book Chapter Framework (plus executive bio & elevator pitch)
- The Unabridged Transcript Vault: Complete digital video archive plus searchable, verbatim text transcripts—ready to ingest into AI writing workflows or hand to an editor for rough manuscript drafting
2-Payment Plan
30-Day Automated Split
Total investment: $7,000 ($3,500 today, $3,500 in 30 days).
- 8 Recorded 1:1 Sessions: Weekly 60-minute deep dives with director Shelby Clemens
- Strategic Narrative Extraction: Listening past rehearsed corporate armor to unearth core life stories
- Milestone Synthesis Deliverable: Your choice of a Keynote Presentation Blueprint OR a complete Memoir / Book Chapter Framework (plus executive bio & elevator pitch)
- The Unabridged Transcript Vault: Complete digital video archive plus searchable, verbatim text transcripts—ready to ingest into AI writing workflows or hand to an editor for rough manuscript drafting
Tired of Being Stuck? Stop Wrestling Your Narrative In A Vacuum.
This 8-week intensive is designed for the operator who is ready to stop hiding behind their product and finally claim their intellectual territory. (Note: This also makes a profoundly impactful, legacy-defining gift for a beloved peer, co-founder, or mentor).
We do not take everyone who applies. This requires emotional stamina, radical honesty, and a willingness to follow the rabbit hole and be seen.
If you are tired of wrestling with your own narrative in a vacuum, let's establish if we are a fit.
[ BOOK YOUR 20-MINUTE DISCOVERY CALL ]
A 20-minute strategic calibration with Shelby Clemens to discuss your timeline, your barriers, and whether the 8-week unearthing container is the exact mirror you need.