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ORIGINAL ARTWORK DETAILS
• Title: Shakira Made Me Do It
• Medium: Charcoal on Archival Fine Art Paper
• Dimensions: 23" x 16.5" ?
• Includes Certificate of Authenticity, archival presentation, and insured white-glove shipping or local pickup at The Malin
• Packaging: fully insured delivery
• Schedule Local Pick Up Time Here: https://rubyriotcreatives.as.me/artpickup
(Note: If local pickup - don’t worry - the $175 shipping fee will be removed during Step 2 of checkout process!)
• Or Flat Rate Shipping in the U.S. (inquiry for international shipping.)
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ABOUT THE PIECE
When I was eleven years old, my baseline for peak sensuality was permanently imprinted by Shakira’s Objection music video.
It is a tango fever dream: blazing eye contact, Shakira humping the air, and a dude peacocking in a long ponytail long before that was mainstream. At twelve, I watched that video and decided that was the gold standard. Thirteen years later, I revisited the video to fact-check my childhood memory, only to find an unhinged, campy masterpiece where Shakira turns into a cartoon, chokes out an insecure mistress with fake boobies, gets drinks with superheroes, tosses the cheating couple into the trunk of an El Camino, spins them on a carnival wheel into utter oblivion, and goes right back to playing music. #relatable #weveallbeenthere
It’s hot, you should go watch it.
Real tango isn't Hollywood spectacle. For a dancer, it is the hunt for a pure, undeniable connection that lasts for ten minutes if you’re at a milonga.
The scene is set in the darkest corner of a subterranean speakeasy where the unwritten rule is to mind your own business and never stare at anyone else for too long.
He wears a sharp fedora, owning his space. She is clad in a traditional tango dress slit impossibly high on the upper thigh—entirely unbothered by who might find it too bold.
They say the true mark of a great lead is that he exists solely to make the woman shine. He builds the frame, anchors the weight, and puts her brilliance on display. He commands the boundary so she is completely free to detonate across the floor.
May this piece always remind you that true chemistry never needs an audience. It demands a dimly lit room with an equal strong enough to showcase your fire without flinching, and proves that sometimes, all it takes is five minutes of flawless synchronization to set your soul entirely alight.
ORIGINAL ARTWORK DETAILS
• Title: Shakira Made Me Do It
• Medium: Charcoal on Archival Fine Art Paper
• Dimensions: 23" x 16.5" ?
• Includes Certificate of Authenticity, archival presentation, and insured white-glove shipping or local pickup at The Malin
• Packaging: fully insured delivery
• Schedule Local Pick Up Time Here: https://rubyriotcreatives.as.me/artpickup
(Note: If local pickup - don’t worry - the $175 shipping fee will be removed during Step 2 of checkout process!)
• Or Flat Rate Shipping in the U.S. (inquiry for international shipping.)
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ABOUT THE PIECE
When I was eleven years old, my baseline for peak sensuality was permanently imprinted by Shakira’s Objection music video.
It is a tango fever dream: blazing eye contact, Shakira humping the air, and a dude peacocking in a long ponytail long before that was mainstream. At twelve, I watched that video and decided that was the gold standard. Thirteen years later, I revisited the video to fact-check my childhood memory, only to find an unhinged, campy masterpiece where Shakira turns into a cartoon, chokes out an insecure mistress with fake boobies, gets drinks with superheroes, tosses the cheating couple into the trunk of an El Camino, spins them on a carnival wheel into utter oblivion, and goes right back to playing music. #relatable #weveallbeenthere
It’s hot, you should go watch it.
Real tango isn't Hollywood spectacle. For a dancer, it is the hunt for a pure, undeniable connection that lasts for ten minutes if you’re at a milonga.
The scene is set in the darkest corner of a subterranean speakeasy where the unwritten rule is to mind your own business and never stare at anyone else for too long.
He wears a sharp fedora, owning his space. She is clad in a traditional tango dress slit impossibly high on the upper thigh—entirely unbothered by who might find it too bold.
They say the true mark of a great lead is that he exists solely to make the woman shine. He builds the frame, anchors the weight, and puts her brilliance on display. He commands the boundary so she is completely free to detonate across the floor.
May this piece always remind you that true chemistry never needs an audience. It demands a dimly lit room with an equal strong enough to showcase your fire without flinching, and proves that sometimes, all it takes is five minutes of flawless synchronization to set your soul entirely alight.
